As a recently single person, (without going into too much horrible detail) I have become bombarded with okcupid messages.
Here are the last five: (All from different people, all received TODAY.)
1) “Hello.”
2) “Hi. I’m greg.”
3) “Do you suck a mean dick?”
4) “you seem funny. let’s have funny sex.”
5) “Hay wana cuddle?”
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